"As we trudge through a grey February, blast us with scarlet and mauve".
"Yellow — The yolks of happy hens are an emergency-coloured orange-yellow I could be talked into this backyard chicken coop Toronto-Portlandia thing, you know, just to taste the wet frisky apricot yolks you get from chickens not raised in a battery. Yellow is the colour of the sun, butter, jaundice, wheat, cheese, lemons, cowslips, cowardice, quarantine flags, Murdoch journalism and straw. Yellow is little seen here. Follow that school bus! Pardon? Just cruising for cadmium, Officer."Take a few minutes to read this article, it will cheer you and leave you with a smile on your face.