Milo is now 9 months old. When he gets fussy, we all parade around and the two grannies sing whatever song comes to mind. For some unusual reason, we tend to come up with 'golden oldies' to which Helen capably does the harmony.
My dad always sang about the two old ladies locked in the lavatory, but I couldn't recall anything other than the chorus. It seemed like a good tune at the time as we were amusing Milo at the edge of the bathtub. (Don't ask)
Since Helen had her laptop with her, not in the bathroom, but later downstairs, we decided to Google our latest ditty, and came up with this version. Milo was totally amused and luckily can't understand most of it.
Photo Credit: http://softhunder.blogspot.ca/2010/03/interesting-lessons-love-life.html