Wednesday, July 31, 2013
How to take a bath if you're an elephant
Firstly, get yourself onto a mound of dirt and stir it up with your big foot.
You might want to put your ears up out of the way.
Get a snout full of said dirt and launch it upward.
Launch dirt upward and over your head. Your ears will fall down, but keep on going!
The dirt will now fall all over you. Repeat as many times as you like really.
Never let anyone tell you that mud baths are a cure for wrinkles.
And that my friends, is how you take a bath if you're an elephant! Totally practical. and..... Bob Barker's your uncle!
Leslie Jane Moran
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